Funny Predictive Text

[Deleted member 1217451]

A proper sentence even!

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I discovered the new one of my favourites with a couple more people who were a little shocked.

Almost a proper sentence, so close.

Despite my ...

 

[Normalish]

Despite my time in the office and I have a few things to do with the new job

I don't have a new job, maybe its a sign !

Last night I ........

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

You have a magical phone that does these well.

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Last night I was reading a book about my experience with a crooked smile.

I really wasn't, that would be a weird book

Without further ado ..

 

[Happilymarried38]

Without further ado about nothing to worry about it either way to get the better looking than you think that I was wondering if there was a little bit bigger than you.

Breakfast please

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Glad to see a fellow confused phone.

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Breakfast please let it be possible for you to answer the questions below and ask for my hair.



I am so hungry I ....

 

[Normalish]

I am so hungry for a while and then I can get a few things to make you feel better soon

Sundays are for ......

 

[Sunshine22]

Sundays are for a bit of a lot of fun

When I touch it...

 

[Normalish]

When i touch it on the floor I have the most important thing to get in

I dreamt of .......

 

[Sunshine22]

I dreamt of your body pressed against mine and I was wondering where the other person is



@PrincessPraise , did I pick up your phone by mistake??

It feels good when...

 

[Trueman]

It feels good when we hug cuddle and snuggle before I start kissing you all over and tasting each single inch of your sweet soft awesome skin

Then ....

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Who believes that was predictive text?

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Then you will have a better idea about the things we have done.

Without thinking I ...

 

[Sunshine22]

Without thinking I can get it to the beach before I go back to sleep anyway I will be there in a few minutes

Ok, that's more like my weird phone now lol

Let's go to the ...

 

[Esoterix]

Let’s go to the beach with my friends tonight at six and we will have dinner at our place and then go back to work and we will be at my house for the weekend

I like my eggs…

 

[BignSekZ]

I like my eggs Benedict and I have 2 minutes to be ready for you to come up with a little bit of a beautiful day today so I can do you like when I was 22..

Hmmm ...

Pull it out ...

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

Pull it out and let me know what you want to do with it


This is for...

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

This is for your cum and please send the invoice to the following address.

ROTFL No Simon, that is NOT an invite! I promise.

Take off your ...

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

This is for your cum and please send the invoice to the following address.

ROTFL No Simon, that is NOT an invite! I promise.

Take off your ...

Lmao! That's awesome!


Take off your tight pants and then go lay down and we'd sleep in tonight


Hold this for....

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I blame my phone, the struggle is real.
*insert innocent angel emoji here*

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Hold this for me and the dress code in there as well if possible.

Do you think ...

 

[BignSekZ]

Do you think you can come over for dinner tonight and I will be in you afterwards and then you will come...

Yup ...

It might not fit...

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

It might not fit your needs but I have to go to sleep.

I just woke up 3hours ago, liar phone

Just put that ...