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I need to get my car back from the dealer so I can take my truck to work tomorrow morning and then I’ll come pick you guys up at the house and take you to the store

Fill the kettle…
 
Fill the kettle with boiling wort before adding the sugar to your wort and then pour the remaining sugar into your fermenter with your wort chiller for the rest of your brew

If my calculations are correct, I'm going to be
 
If I were you I wouldn't be able to do anything about the situation because you are not going through the process right now but you can always call the police on your phone and tell them that you're going to have a seizure

This parallelogram doesn't conform to the standards of
 
This parallelogram doesn't conform to the standards for the first time I think I have to go back to bed

I stood their alone contemplating my existence ................
 
I stood there alone contemplating my existence as a woman and a man and a man and a man in a car and a man and a *suggestions went blank*

Even in these chains you can't stop me
 
Even in these chains you can't stop me from being a bit of a good thing but it's not the best option for me to get a new job.


I looked down between my thighs thinking it's been a bloody long time .......
 
I looked down between my thighs thinking it's been a bloody long time since I've had a cold and I'm still not getting any better and it's just not working out for me


If you want to destroy my sweater,
 
If you want to destroy my sweater, please don’t buy me anything else because I’m going through the roof right now with my clothes and I’m gonna be wearing a mask for the whole week because it’s too cold to breathe

If I could punch…
 
If I could punch a wall with the right hand I wouldn't even want to be in the hospital with a broken arm and a sore throat...

I like big butts and I cannot
 
When we were young we used to play with the same thing in the same way that we used to do when we were younger but now we're just not that good anymore so we just have different ways of getting into games


I am the most
 
Normal is not the best thing to happen when you're in your late twenties or late thirties or mid fifties and you're not even in your early eighties

10,000 flies and I caught none of them because
 
When you realize you don't need the money to pay for your own bills and you're still paying for your own expenses and your bills

Hold me back, I'm about to
 
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