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One thousand and one nights of rain in this country has caused me to lose faith in humanity

Edit: I’ll be okay once I’ve taken my own advice from a few years ago and have been able to live with my own mortality

Watch me do my…
 
Have you now? LOL. I wonder where they're getting delivered though...

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I've decided I want to make you feel confident and clear my mind of dirty thoughts.

:p

My calendar is full, but ...
 
I’ve decided I want to be in the office today because I’m not feeling very motivated and it’s been really stressful with my work schedule so I’ve decided I’m not doing anything today

Edit: my calendar is full but I’m not sure what time I’ll get there because I’m going out for dinner with my friends and my sister and my brother and my family but I’ll text you when we’re leaving

Kiss my…
 
If i could I’d make a new account for myself but idk what else to post to make my own acc or anything like that lol but I’m just trying to be funny and cool and I love my followers

I’m cooking potatoes with…
 
Artificial intelligence has gotten crazy lately, now you can have this huge, computational body which is in control of all those bodies.

I have a feeling you can
 
It’s not you that is the problem it’s the fact you don’t know how much I love you

I have a secret, it’s…
 
I have a secret, it's not a good thing to be honest with you and I don't think I can. I like to dress up when no one's home, nothing feels better than wearing .......
 
Nothings feels better than wearing my new dress to the gym and having my hair pulled back in a couple of hours after my workout and having my head blown off

The dog said…
 
The dog said you have to be a good person. No, I didn't get emotional for you guys.

Honestly, I can't believe...
 
Honestly, I can't believe this happened so quickly in my life I don't even remember what it was about the first couple of years

Reputation is nothing without your
 
I've always thought of the blog world as belonging to the kind of person who would write a blog like this one.

I've always felt that
 
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