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Miasma juice and zest and juice and zest and juice and zest and juice and zest and juice and zest and juice and zest and juice

And when it is in its hardened state
 
And when it is in its hardened state of mind that the government has been forced into an unprecedented political war with the West

Cigarettes and ice cream are my favorite
 
Cigarettes and ice cream are my favourite things to do when I’m drunk but my brain just doesn’t like them anymore

Sometimes I cover myself in dirt and pretend to be…
 
Sometimes I cover myself in dirt and pretend to be your best friend and I love it when you are not in a relationship with your hands

For the last five years I have been...
 
For the last five years I have been working with the company that has the most amazing customer service in America

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Oh it burns so good and I'm looking forward to doing this again
 
Oh it burns so good and I'm looking forward to doing this again but I'm not going to have a nice weekend with your legs up against me

Stop in the name of...
 
Stop in the name of my favourite song lyrics and the food shopping with me today

Later I'm...
 
Dinner tonight was just the best time for me to sleep with the pain and my body is not going anywhere else

Tomorrow...
 
Touch my hand with a big smile on your face and I feel like you don't want to be honest with my friends

This is...
 
This is a massive issue for me but I'm going to have a look for a new toothbrush and a chocolate cake for my dad

Roads? Where we're going we don't need...
 
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need a permit or a license to drive in this state

My cup is half…
 
My cup is half the price of a new phone and I am not sure what the hell is going on at the moment so I'll have to get a new job

Don't I know you from...
 
Don’t I know you from the bottom left corner of my head and I’m just trying not to think about you anymore

Would you…
 
Would you mind sharing your experience with the team over the next couple weeks so that they could get this resolved ASAP for your account issue

I can confidently say that you
 
What happens when I put my finger in your mouth and then you start talking about the fact that you're going to have to do something about that because you're going to have a lot of trouble doing something that you're...

Omg hi 2 you 2,
 

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