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Taking the boat to the lake in my backyard is the only way I’m going to be able to get there today because I’m not going anywhere until after my appointment so I’ll just wait for the boat

Touch your toes and let me…
 
Yo, yo mamma is on her knees for me and she just wants me in her arms for the rest of the night

If I let you put your hands all over me…
 
If I let you put your hands all over me I would be in trouble for that and then you would be in jail for the next three years

It's right then and there that I knew I fucked up, because I
 
It’s right then and there I knew I fucked up, because I was going through my phone with the wrong person and then it said I had a bad connection so I’m sorry but I’m sorry for the misunderstanding

Get on the plane…
 
Get on the plane and get on my flight to New York in a couple of hours so we could get together for a beer or something like that if you're interested

I saw you staring at her, we're gonna have
 
I saw you staring at her, we’re gonna have a blast at this game tonight if you’re interested and want to join us for dinner or whatever you’re comfortable with

Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine…
 
Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine were just so much more interesting than what they had been saying before the film


Cow-tipping is all fun and games until
 
Cow-tipping is all fun and games until someone asks for your help with the same problem as you and you don’t have the time to fix it or even help with it

When I’m sad…
 
Feels like I'm stuck in a loop with my life right now but it's not like I'm stuck on a loop with my family or something like that

Do I dazzle you when
 
I can come over and pick it out and take a picture with the other two guys if that's easier for you


Inverted head and shoulders are going to cause me to
 
Inverted head and shoulders are going to cause me to have a bad headache so I’m not going to do anything else until I have my surgery done so if you’re still interested let me know

My mug is full of…
 
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