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Oops I didn't realize you were talking about me lol I'm sorry I'm just getting on with my life


Sitting around all day
 
Sitting around all day waiting for you to get here and then I’m going back to bed and I’m not even sure what time you’re leaving

Get in my bed and…
 
Get in my bed and get ready to sleep and get up early for work and then come back home to sleep with me so you can get up early tomorrow morning and go to work in the morning...


Who can believe you
 
Who can believe you are a doctor and not just a medical professional who has a degree of understanding about medical ethics

Let me tell you about my large…
 
Mass market tension mat for the next hour or more like a plan for the first place in the bath o_O


Princess of the...
 
Princess of the year is going to pick you up at your place and take care of the future of our planet and all of the other things that are not on my mind

Calm down, it's only...
 
Sex was great until we picked a password from his end of my headache

Hakuna matata, it means...
 
Hakuna matata, it means that you are not the only person who has a darts match tomorrow morning so don't worry about the weather

Smother me in jam and...
 
Smother me in jam and then I’ll come to your place to pick up my car.

It was slippery and wet when I
 
t was slippery and wet when I got there so I was able to get in and get out and get some fresh air in there but now it's wet again so I have to go in and out again and get it in and out and get it done and get it out and...


Let your mother pray
 
Let your mother pray that rent is forgotten like the word gargantuan

Fe, fi, fo, fum, I smell...
 
Fe, fi, fo, fum, I smell like a man who has been drinking for the last few days in a row with no idea how he feels about it


I'm not there all the time, you know
 
I'm not there all the time, you know I suck at all day in shifts so no worries

When the going gets tough, the tough...
 
Some people are just like a girlfriend who knows how much they hate it when it felt a little awkward

It's Friday, let's get...
 
Call it insane, I didnt think about you all day or something so much fun

When I touch myself I think
 
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