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In fairness the whole point was not just to show that there are people who don't care about your feelings but also that you're just trying not to hurt others because you're trying to make others feel bad about themselves and that you're trying to help people who aren't good enough for you because you're just being selfish

Conspicuity
 
My cupcake is soft and I want you to make it with the chocolate chip cookie dough please and thanks for your support

Do you ever
 
I am available for you right after work today and tomorrow morning at eight thirty if that's convenient for you and we could meet at your place and we will go over the weekend and pick you up from the airport at seven forty nine

Are you available to
 
You are welcome to join the group chat and join the meeting at the beginning of next month at seven o clock if you'd prefer that

Roll it over
 
Roll it over with the other two and put the lid back on it to keep warm

Touch my meat
 
Touch my meat with your hands and hold it for a few minutes before I put it in your mouth and let it rest for another five minutes before putting it on your face to make sure it's food

Slap my forehead with
 
Give me a mouthful of your own medicine please and I'll give you my medicine for the rest of your life

I'll grab your warm
 
I’ll grab your warm clothes when I’m out there in a little while and then I can bring you a pair of shoes if that’s easier to do

Shove your
 
Shove your hands into your mouth and let them know you're going to get the job done if they need to go back to school

My bullshit is far
 
My bullshit is far more likely to get the vaccine than to be infected by the vaccine or not get it if the virus does get into you

Humpty Dumpty
 
Humpty Dumpty the same thing as a friend who has been checked out of town and country club by the end of the day



I think it snapped
 
I think it snapped from my hand when you put your finger down on me so it would be easier to put your finger in me and then you could just sit there and wait until I get my hands on you

Cheese is to…
 
You said hit it up and I said well I’m not sure if you’re coming back to work or not because you’re not going back home to get your car

Submerge the vermiculite…
 
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