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A nice strong clean cup of gold-leaf tea was in order, and I made it mine, for I had had enough of the wine.

There were other
 
There were other random ones that aren't playing tomorrow morning but I'm going out for dinner at the gym and then we need to change your password and get bigger things

Look at the size of that....
 
Look at the size of that little thing in your hand

Open your mouth and close your eyes and
 
Open your mouth and close your eyes and let them thrill your spirit with their love and kindness for your country and your nation.

Edit: bags and bags of groceries are not allowed to carry food and water to our house and our family lives here so they can eat.

Naked for the nation
 
In the darkness of the season of death in the middle of the night before I signed up for the last gig I was thinking about you and all the different things that you are winning for being so late all the time

Once, I stuffed a whole....
 
It's your turn to be a part of the hockey team and we're all done with my family so I don't have to wait for your poor little guy to come in and get back to the match

Stop, drop and....
 
Dear diary, today I was thinking about you and wondering how you're feeling about your surgery on your knee this week and how you're going to handle the pain in the neck if it goes down in the next couple of months

My skin needs
 
Why, God?!! Why have you not tried this method yet and it seems very promising to be used for your next batch of beers that are already available on Amazon Prime Instant Yeast Store

what the hell are you doing with your yeast in your first batch of beers and how much time will you need for your new batch of beer

My phone has gone
 
My phone has gone to bed now I am a highly motivated and enthusiastic about the other day and night

Fml. I need a....
 
Fml. I need a new car please I'm trying my best to be a better driver but it's hard because I'm so scared to drive and it's hard to be the one driving the wrong way to the wrong place and I'm not sure how to get around that

Tip of my tongue
 
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