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You see, the problem is not just the fact that you have a problem with your own body or your own life but that you're also in the process of becoming more comfortable in your own body as a result of the situation you were born into as a teenager

Come with me to the bushes
 
Come with me to the bushes and trees and I will be able to make sure that you can get some more oil and chips in the oven



Once upon a time.....
 
Once upon a time there was a woman named Lisa who would make her own music and would sing along with the rest of her friends in her own songs and sing the lyrics for the songs she wrote

Ewww it's so sticky
 
Ewww it’s so sticky and so hard I can’t believe it’s not just a picture but the whole thing is so cute and so pretty I want it all over my body and my face

Make a mess on my…
 
Make a mess on my bed and then you will get a big bag of ice cream for your birthday so you can eat that stuff when you're done with your shower

I thought it would
 
I thought it would be a good idea to have a look at your phone bill and I have to just ask if you have any other suggestions on how to get naked and famous for a few days in the middle of the hockey game

I looked at the stars and saw....
 
I looked at the stars and saw a couple of the planets and the moon in my head but they were not visible at that point in my life so I was wondering what was happening in my mind when I looked up at the sky at night when it looked so bright

It's not sticky enough, let's
 
It's not sticky enough, let's see what happens if we have toilet paper rolls and butter in a box of tissues for the rest of your time on the moon

Everything I do, I do it for......
 
Everything I do, I do it for myself but I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing

It’s warm…
 
It's warm in my apartment but it's cold in my room so I'm just chilling here in my room for now and then I'll come over later tonight and hang out for a little while and then I'll go to the beach for the weekend so I'm just relaxing right now

I'm ready to
 
Sitting face up in my head for hours and hours and hours and hours of work and then just being on my way to the hospital for the next two weeks and then going to the emergency room for my second dose of the flu vaccine

I'll let you squeeze my
 
I’ll let you squeeze my hand and then I’ll give you a kiss on your lips when you’re ready for bed and I promise to give you the best time of my life right away because I’m gonna be so excited to see you

Spread your…
 
Spread your love to your friends and family who will love you and support your journey through this world of love and joy

Only if I
 
Spread your cock as an alternative option though unlikely to result with the dogs if they don't like it

Edit: only if I type this out so your request will help me in getting my applications to comply

You make me
 
You make me so mad and you make me cry so much that I don't even know why I feel that way anymore but I'm just trying not to make myself cry because I'm so tired of being sad and upset

Grab me by my
 
You make me feel so special when you say you love me and that you’re my girlfriend but you’re just so mean to my wife

Edit: Grab me by my throat when you need to be in me and I’ll take care of your business

There’s a spider on…
 
There's a spider on my face and it's not even funny anymore lol I'm just trying not to laugh at the whole situation because it's just not the way I wanted to see the whole world

when I play with spiders
 
When I play with spiders I draw my boundaries. I don't allow my mind to go to dark places.

When my friend was
 
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