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Wrap your legs around your neck and then wrap your arms around your head and then put your hands in the middle of the bed and lay down on your back for about two hours before you go back to the couch or something like that

I wish you were more
 
I wish you were more like my friend but you don’t have any more friends so you have to give up. o_Oo_Oo_O


Tie me
 
Tie me with the best of the worst in the universe and I'll make sure to do the right thing for the best of the future and make it right again and again and again and again until the end of the world

Skidaddle the fuck
 
Skiddadle the fuck out of my favourite book with her presence over a bonfire

I planted seeds and grew
 
I planted seeds and grew a lot of flowers and plants in the garden so I'm not really concerned with the soil and the roots as they will be growing up in my house so I'll be happy with what I got

I'll show you mine, if you show me your
 
I'll show you mine ,if you show me your pic of your pants and wrestle them over the phone mmmmm oh my gosh what a great day today :)



Waterproof, breathable and......
 
Waterproof, breathable and durable for your skin health if you're using it as a foundation or a light source for your face to shield against any other skin problems and skin health issues like acne and bronchitis and skin rashes that are very hard to get off your hands and feet when you wear a face covering for your eyes or Africa and the rest of Europe

I know you just fell off your chair, but
 
I know you just fell off your chair, but I'm still waiting for your help with this one I think it would be great if you can do it on the bus to the office!!!


This pack contains......
 
This pack contains all three types of weapons including the ability to fight with the enemies of your opponent and their allies in the battlefield or in the enemy zone of your own choosing

Snapping your fingers in my face will cause
 
Snapping your fingers in my face will cause a bit more than just casual rubbing my temple firmly in my head and neck



The real deal is.....
 
Press your body against me and I will give you a free ride to the moon and you will see the stars and the sky in my eyes and then you'll be able to go on the other planets and then you'll get a ride back to your dream

Wait 'til I show you my
 
Wait til I show you my baby I want you to be careful with my sister and I will be able to make sure that you have a nice time!



The touch of your.......
 
Squirming in my chair thinking of yourself out there for about half an hour between Askamore and the whole host of other people you may have been trying to get to see

Well, making sense is so....
 
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