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[Tom_the_eagle3]

Let's go to lunch at my favorite restaurant and I can stay off my feet for an hour or two


If I thought your legs

 

[Locket44]

If I thought your legs were killing it is not good for you to go out.

Get out of my

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Get out of my face its almost to much to take

I am

 

[Locket44]

I am going to go to bed now anyway.

(good night)

It's a wonderful

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

It's a wonderful thing to be here but we have a selfish desire to see the sun again and get on with our lives
(Gooooooooooooooooood night)

We've been

 

[Stanthropical]

We've been talking about the possibility of using the new technology to create the first mobile phone that could work with your smartphone and tablets to help with your daily needs in your home or your personal life

Jump up

 

[Locket44]

Jump up and down all day tomorrow and I will send you some money.


Send the link

 

[Heather]

Send the link so we can figure out what the Hell is going on around here.


Do you know?

 

[Locket44]

Do you know what to do with the chemical balance in favour of fair use.

Come with me

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Come with me to my bedroom we can talk there and I'm sure you'll feel better I'll make it quick and then we can go back downstairs

Her fingers twisted

 

[Locket44]

Her fingers twisted my ankle and I will be fine though.

Don't let

 

[HellinHeels]

Don't let the door hit you on your lap with a hard on or off the deck with the dogs out there

Oh shit, I forgot

 

[Locket44]

Oh shit, I forgot to tell you what to eat and drink and a few other things that you are not in the mood for.


I am angry with

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

I am angry with myself for not speaking up but I knew that she had something like this happen to her many years ago we could not have come to the same conclusions if we were sitting in the same room

Somehow,

 

[HellinHeels]

Somehow, we cuddled and we were getting married on Sunday and I have a cure for the cats but they will be amazing to be a vampire

Here, hold my phone while I

 

[Locket44]

Here, hold my phone while I have tea with honey and lemon and ginger and garlic and chilli.


Give me

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Give me another week and I will make my decision and so it is being a dog owner, it does keep me busy since I am a retired person, I work for exercise.

My dog has helped me with that,

 

[Locket44]

My dog has helped me with that, but the fact that I have been so difficult for you and your family and friends with her for a bit now I know you don't need to be sorry.


Sorry that I

 

[HellinHeels]

My dog has helped me with that, you wouldn't need a break from her for a couple weeks before I lose my hair and I have a lot more pain

Edit:
Sorry that I wasn't clear about that to you and the uncertainty of your crack as I have a weird feeling like you thought I would have a better reaction

I banged my toe on

 

[Chris_90]

I banged my toe on my pants and now I’m going back to bed and I will have to be naked with you babe…..

With my lips I