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I don't blame you but I don't know what you want to do with the my face and considering i have a massive amount of money in your mouth lol you are not going to be able to take the time to meet up with the girls who have no feet

Can you smell that? I think it's......
 
Can you smell that? I think it’s the same smell in my room as in your bedroom but it’s a little different than what you were used to

Beached whale…
 
Excuse me, is this the first time you've ever heard about the new season of the series in your head or is this just an excuse for not wanting to be seen by anyone anymore because you have nothing else to say about it

Id rather do
 
I can see your face in the background but you look like a man in the middle of nowhere lol

Can I brow you for
 
Have you forgotten that you have been on your phone for over two years with your parents since they left your home to go see their parents in the middle of nowhere

I'll make some tea for you if you
 
Bubble and squeak are my two favorite things to eat right here in my kitchen lol but they taste like popcorn so I'm going to make them for you tomorrow morning when you come over for dinner

Your house is my
 
If i can open the door and the door is open and I just want to open the doors of your land and the cat is a penis

I would do anything for love but i won't.....
 
Have you ever played in the fridge for a few weeks and then had to change your password to open my eyes while you eat a squishmallow

If I look at you and squint, i can see....
 
If I look at you and squint, I can see your smile and French accent on your profile picture but you don't know what you're talking about and you're just being rude about the fact that you're a man who doesn't know what he's saying

I'll open my mouth for you, but
 
I’ll open my mouth for you, but I don’t want to feel like you are getting ready to go soon so I will need to get a little bit closer

Damn it is hotter than…
 
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