Funny Predictive Text

[youngbustyredhead]

My Christmas tree fell off the stairs and then went back to the bathroom and it took a long time to go

That’s the first time I…

 

[kcguy5150]

The first time I rode a bike, I did $500 in damage to a parked car and broke 3 bones.

I can't believe the audacity...

 

[cian38irish]

I can’t believe the audacity of the questions you have been asked to do.

my excitement level…

 

[Stanthropical]

My excitement level was so high that my brain couldn't process what was happening at the moment because it was so much more complicated than the previous day


If you don't, I certainly will

 

[Locket44]

If you don't, I certainly will be there for him later when he gets back from Iceland.

I can put my..

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I can put my finger in your mouth when you are asleep and I'm sure it will be fine

Once, I ate 25 large.....

 

[Danniii]

Once, I ate 25 large bags of rice in the microwave for a week or so before the rice cooker started to heat and the water came back on.

it’s beginning to look at lot like….

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

It's beginning to look alot like dying for your cat is a bit of a good idea

Once upon a time there lived.....

 

[cian38irish]

Once upon a time there lived a lot of people on the same side of the park

today I want to….

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Today I want to get checked out by a bunch of people that care about you and your dad

It's not what you think, it's just......

 

[cian38irish]

It’s not what you think, it’s just a little bit of a random thing but it is still good

if only I could…

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

If only I could shit my head off

Maybe you're just way too....

 

[Stanthropical]

Maybe you're just way too busy for me but I'm sure you're doing great I hope you feel well today

If I laid all of your fingers out in a line, tip to tip,

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

If I laid all of your fingers out in a line, tip to tip, it can also make a lovely Christmas present from you and your family

Merry Christmas and a happy ...

 

[Stanthropical]

Merry Christmas and happy birthday to your beautiful wife I hope you have a wonderful year as well

If you

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

If you want to come and meet up with an old man in the shopping centre with me for a pint of water in my life I can get the train to London and see you soon

I'm not expert but I know.....

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm not expert but I know what you are referring to as the same thing in my experience with a large number in the industry but the majority of the time it's just people who don't know what they want or don't want

Let me take you to my

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Let me take you to my car and I'll give you some time to sort my car out and get the car sorted then I'll get the car and I can take the car for a while

Why does it always....

 

[Stanthropical]

Why does it always feel good when you have the same reaction every time someone asks for something to eat

I'll eat a handful of these live cockroaches, but

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I'll eat a handful of these live cockroaches, but if I get enough money then I'll have them all day and night

I'm secretly addicted to....