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I'm secretly addicted to the game but it's not the best game ever lol

1500 times
 
1500 times a week I have a headache and I don’t have the right energy for it.

I love how your
 
I love how your cock is getting so far out of the way to me that it is possible for you have a party to be the reason for my absence

I love it when
 
I love it when you get to be in bed with a lot of people who have been edging for a few years and can't remember where they came from

Fuck this, fuck that and fuck......
 
Fuck this, fuck that and fuck the only thing that matters to you right now

Eat only when
 
Eat only when you are in a relationship with the person who has a friend who wants a lift home from the hospital

Why bother, it'll only.....
 
What the f*ck did you think of the tweet about the election results in November and how they were manipulated by your constituents in the last two years
(completely fucked that such nonsense makes its way into predictive text)

If you drive to the edge of earth
 
I did not fall in love with the idea of being able to be with you but I was able to be a little more mature in my own way

It feels like I’m…
 
Danger, danger, high voltage! When we get down on your lap and you know what we call the Muppet Show tonight or at least you have to wait until we have a little bit more information.

The last time I saw you, you were on
 
The last time I saw you, you were on my side of the bed with your eyes closed and my head was on your chest like you were holding me down in a cold sweat

Push me against the…
 
I am so happy because you are my best friends forever and ever and you know that I’m always thinking about your beautiful family

Sometimes sheep make a sound like…
 
Sometimes sheep make a sound like a bird in their sleep when they're not sleeping or when they're not awake at the same time as they should be sleeping in their own sleep

The other day, I
 
The other day, I had to take my dog out for a walk and he got mad at my little dog for having his head cut off

Put the pickles in the jar…
 
Put the pickles in the jar for an additional hour before cooking the chicken in the refrigerator for about two hours until they start turning golden brown and the skin begins forming on top of the meat

Take my skin and
 
Take my skin and make sure you're ready for a good fucking night with all the people who have no idea what to say to homeless people

Every three days, I like to.....
 
Every three days, I like to make sure I have enough time for my own business and my family so they know what I’m going through with my finances so that it can help them to be financially successful and not worry about it

Take my hand…
 
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