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[Tdp06]

When I get back we can get the queen of your pussy and you can see your favorite song with me

Is it ok if I

 

[HellinHeels]

Is it ok if I get my hair replaced with a vampire or a black man who will not want to go out for dinner

Do me the way you

 

[Esoterix]

Do me the way you do it for the rest of the world and then I’ll give you my number

Top Gear is the…

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Top Gear is the only thing I need in my life and it doesn't matter what you do with your body and your eyes while I have a shower

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a......

 

[Stanthropical]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a little bit more than he could handle and his eyes had been open for hours before he could hear his own thoughts

If you don't call me right now

 

[HellinHeels]

If you don't call me right now and ask what happens if you hold a few good friends in a row or something like that you can decide how long we have left

Don't call unless you

 

[Stanthropical]

Don't call unless you want me there to do something with you or if you're busy

Scraping the last

 

[Esoterix]

Scraping the last bit of my tongue out of your throat while you’re in bed

My desktop is just about…

 

[Stanthropical]

My desktop is just about ready for my birthday but I'm still working on the new laptop so I'm gonna have some fun with this stuff lol

Lucifer is the most

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Lucifer is the most beautiful lady in the world cup of tea and I don't want you to sleep well

One, two, three, four, I declare a....

 

[Stanthropical]

One, two, three, four, I declare a new day for you in the morning so you can be ready for bed in the morning

Jump up

 

[Esoterix]

Jump up and down to get a little closer to your house and then come to me to pick up your truck so we could go to the park with your dad


Your dog looks like…

 

[Stanthropical]

Your dog looks like he's having trouble breathing in your mouth right after eating your dog food lol

Tickle me once, shame one me. Tickle me twice,

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Tickle me once, shame one me. Tickle me twice, shame three me tickle me and I'll write my first book.

All that's required is a

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

All that's required is a better job and a lot of work to be a good girl and a giant cat

Once upon a time...

 

[HellinHeels]

Once upon a time mental illness wasn't a trend to get up to date with my current contract

In the end we all

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

In the end we all went home the way I saw it if I was going to be bored I could do worse than my little apartment

I made some mac and cheese and spent

 

[Stanthropical]

I made some Mac and cheese and spent some money on the food I made for you guys to go out with

Even if you

 

[Esoterix]

Even if you don’t know what you’re doing and how to do it right now you still need to do it yourself because you’re not gonna get a chance to do it again because you’re gonna get sick of me and I’m gonna get sick of you

Tell me how you feel about…

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Tell me how you feel about it before you answer her voice was low and seemed to come from a million miles away

Well I would like for us to be