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We are planning a new home in our backyard and we will need some space to move the garage door opener to our bedroom so that it doesn't get wet in our bedroom

If you catch me lying to you again, please
 
If you catch me lying to you again, please tell your truth about me to your friends and family who are still in my heart and my life

I would have married you, if you hadn’t…
 
It's nice to see you again but you are still not a real man you know that right now I'm just trying not to let anyone else get in your life because you are the only person that you love

Please let he drink with you, so that I could
 
Please let he drink with you, so that I could have him in my lap for a little while before we get to bed and he will be ready to be picked up by me at nine or so

Can you smell what the…
 
Can you smell what the world has been doing for years now with your mouth open like a fish in your throat or your nose

This isn't going to work, instead, let's
 
Although, if it happens again then I'll probably need to start a new account with my current address as well but it stands for another reason why it was rejected.

Should I tell you again why
 
Because it's not just me that is going through everything we have done in a way similar during our recent session with the Pain Clinic

I got my finger stuck in
 
I got my finger stuck in the middle of my nose for about two weeks before my nose started to crack again but I'm not really worried anymore about it because it's not hurting anymore

If you make me some tea with
 
I got my finger stuck in the mechanism at the door to the shower and had to sit there until it did finally move

If you make me some tea with three different types of sugar and I will eat the lot with a clear conscience

And on Saturday night, I stopped dead in the
 
And on Saturday night, I stopped dead in the middle of an argument with my wife about how much she was willing to sacrifice for the future of my children and the world to save the planet for her own selfish interests that she has been trying to destroy o_O

I wanna stare at you while you sleep, so that I
 
And on Saturday night, I stopped dead in the middle of an argument over whether or not the government would allow me access to the site of a church or mosque in a city where there are many religious institutions in America and other places of worship

edit - I wanna stare at you while you sleep, so that I don’t wake you from your dreams and you can feel me in your dreams too baby girl I’m just trying my hardest to keep you safe baby girl I’m here for you and I’m so proud of you baby girl

Gobble gobble, said the large
 
Gobble gobble, said the large amount of money in the fund would help fund a program for the homeless and the elderly to provide shelter to their families in their communities and help pay their bills for food stamps and medical care

Hahahahaha, you
 
Gobble gobble, said the large red bird it doesn't have to go far in its giant's egg shaped body

Hahahahaha, you're lucky you're still in a job I'm too much of a wuss to do the work I need to do

A few paces in one direction and it's
 
A few paces in one direction and it's not so much further than just my opinion on the subject

I can't believe I got to work today and
 
I can’t believe I got to work today and my car was stolen by my friend who has an older brother who was driving me crazy with his truck in front of me so I’m just gonna drive myself to the airport and get a new car

If you mix chicken with
 
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