Funny Predictive Text

My predictive text is not very clear but it does have some kind a weird message on the side that says that you are in a relationship and you have to have some kind an agreement that is very important


This is how we
 
This is how we do things with our lives right now because of the pandemic we don't want it happening anymore but we are still doing things right we just don't know what we're gonna be getting out of this situation so I'm just gonna keep trying to figure out how we will get through this together

Let me
 
It hurts when you think of me as someone who doesn't care for your body anymore because of how you treat others around your body but also how much you value yourself as a person who is more important than others around your whole existence

If you don't take me for
 
If you don’t take me for granted then you’re a liar and a fraud who doesn’t even care about my feelings or my rights to my own bodily autonomy

Curl one finger
 
Curl one finger in my mouth for the rest of your life then you will get the best result ever for the next two years in your lifetime

Blueberries are only
 
Hurry up and get ready for your flight to the airport in the middle of nowhere with your car seat on your shoulder so that you have the opportunity to take your own car seat with your own luggage to get to the hotel in the middle of a major traffic jam

That's so deep, I can't even
 
That’s so deep, I can’t even imagine what the rest of the team would have to say about this one lol but it’s still fun to be able to watch the whole thing on stream with a different perspective

Jam and toast
 
Jam and toast is the only one that matters in my life right now so I'm gonna have some of that in the freezer tonight if you're interested let us know if there's anything we could help you out with or whatever else we need to do for you to get out of the house

If I could eat only one thing every day, it would be
 
If I could eat only one thing every day, it would be the most satisfying thing to ever happen in my lifetime and it is so worth every single penny of my money

I’m looking for a
 
Get in my face and tell me how you feel about this song and then I'll tell you about the lyrics of the songs that you listen to on repeat and you know what it sounds like


How can you have any
 
How can you have any problems with the toilet paper in your mouth when you have a chance to make those choices for yourself

It hurts when you...
 
It hurts when you have a hard time understanding what is being discussed and how it affects others but you don’t know what you are saying.

My milkshake brings
 
"When you dont know what you are saying" lolol. That really brought that around nicely. Lolol.

My milkshake brings me back to work on the couch with my mom and dad in the shower

Grandma always said, you don't...
 
Grandma always said, you don't want me to say it a couple more times and I have no clue how much you have been up with this one and the audacity is so much fun and we have to get the audacity to get it in
Weird

Just start with putting it...
 
Just start with putting it in your mouth and give it a bit of a sudden urge to make sure you are railing against the racial inequalities of your life

Anal sex is like a
 
Anal sex is like a big deal for the government and they don’t want to pay the price to keep the people in power because they want the people who are paying to get rid of the corrupt politicians.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I’m looking for a
 
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