Funny Predictive Text

[CantBeTamed]

Flute and sausage rolls and sausage pizza and a slut is the best way to get your morning y’all


Sausage

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Sausage rolls in the morning to knackered to the forwarding address as well hang on the phone... Ok

Embrace

 

[TacoBelle]

Embrace your own mind when you're not allowed.

Tree

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Tree is a bit overgrown now so needs to be cool with you guys as I have a few machines for work so I'll probably have to use them for the week......Just strange

Pot

 

[Kbunny]

Pot of coffee from McDonald's for real though so idk why you always have to be in the same room with the door closed for the holidays.

Move

 

[Alexa79]

Move it out of my mind.



spatula

 

[LilithX]

Spatula to bed and then I’ll touch base with you tomorrow night if you’re interested.

Hmm

Crispy

 

[Kbunny]

Crispy chicken breasts in my hands and knees are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chicken

 

[Harley31]

Chicken and rice salad with a fever that you can eat at my wits end.

Since he started the thread
Edit: @Kbunny yours might be too hot for us to handle. Lol

Flirtinghubby

 

[lucky_luke]

Flirting hubby is a good day for the rest of us and we will never forget about it

Waffles

 

[Flirtinghubby]

*always happy to be a good day for you chill ass folk*


Waffles are a great way to make a meal for your guests and I recommend that you eat a little girl with the best you have a baby

Baby

 

[Jinxy]

Baby you can do it all day tomorrow morning and then I will get you some coffee later

Fish

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Fish is not the best way to make a difference in your life

Life

 

[Shy_girl74]

Life depends if ya know what you think I’m going on with you

Cringe

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Cringe worthy to say I love you so fucking badly but you don't need me anymore

Sometimes pred text hits hard. Lololol

Finger

 

[Shy_girl74]

Finger on the bed with my hair on the floor with a good friend

These can get weird lol


Kiss

 

[Flirtinghubby]

These can get weird lol

The best ones get stupid weird. Lol

Kiss me and you will be able to see me in my room without the slightest bit of pain

When

 

[Shy_girl74]

When y’all go eat lunch and eat it all over the world to get you something good

Crazy

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Crazy about the new one in your mouth or just need a coffee and a drink to make it wiggle

Wiggle

 

[Shy_girl74]

Wiggle ya eyes and I think I’m gonna go after work for ya lol

Panties