Funny Predictive Text

[Kbunny]

I desire for you to look into my eyes and I love it when you talk about me and my wife

Tell me about

 

[UnholyAngel]

I desire you to go to see me before I get off on you for the week and then I will get it for you if you want me to

edit: tell me about what you want me to do inside you for the rest of the week please please give me the best time

Get off

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Get off the coke and I don't know why you need to see this Gallery of the world and bullshit

Here I am

 

[Alexa79]

Here I am at all my friends are going back around the house and then swimming in my car so I’m going to be home


What the fuck

 

[Kbunny]

What the fuck is that a yes sir I will do my best to make you happy and I will be a good luck charm for sure

Good luck

 

[Alexa79]

Good luck with that one you will probably be able too lol I don’t know what to say but I’m gonna

slippery

 

[LilithX]

Slippery spots on your lap at night time and you can get your mind ready for the rest of the day and then go back to sleep

Wet spot

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Wet spot in your bedroom with a little extra touch when you get a good night's sleep with your guests

In your bed

 

[Harley31]

In your bed everyday is the one you have a great time with my tongue in the back roads of your heart.

I want

 

[LilithX]

I want you to come over and get it done before I go to bed
*wink wink*

Put your finger

 

[Kbunny]

Put your finger in my ass tight and sweet and kind and generous and thoughtful of you to be able to get it done before I go to bed tonight

Sleeping with

 

[Harley31]

Sleeping with a 2x4 when you have another baby and a tank of gin make Harley chase a big city in your eyes.

Im pregnant

 

[emptynestcpl]

I'm pregnant and I'm still in a hurry and I'm still not happy about this but I'm not going anywhere.


Right here

 

[Shy_girl74]

Right here I don’t think I’m gonna it was bad news for ya ya lol lol


Bad News for

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Bad news for you and mutters some kind of a fucking distortion of the world and the bullshit is a bit weird

Legs open

 

[Alex_1199]

Legs open for two weeks and then I will bully you for a while since we have many good friends or something like that.
Makes perfect sense

There's a snake in my...

 

[LillyK]

There's a snake in my mouth and a half years of high sex life

Touch me

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Touch me in my room with a smile and a laugh cry for a few minutes to get the ball back

Three testicles

 

[Alex_1199]

Three testicles are found inside the house of the duelist at this point in time for you dear
I don't know how my predictive text comes up with these sentences

I swallowed a bottle of...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

I swallowed a bottle of your baby from my accountant who was the first person to be allowed to buy a car

Gramma