Game Pros & Cons

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Pros: So many!
1. Beautiful as it falls.
2. Snowball fights!
3. So pretty to see everything covered in white.
4. Snow angels!
5. Great "cuddle inside" weather.

Cons: A few indeed.
1. Shoveling snow sucks.
2. Driving in snow can be dangerous. More so with people who don't know how to drive in the snow (and there are many).
3. Can lose power, which is no good.
4. Not so pretty after it gets dirty.

Yardwork.
 
Pros: I look cool as fuck grooving to the tunes the young people enjoy, while driving around in my practical light weight SUV which gets pretty good gas mileage considering the ample space.

Cons: I'm a singer. And lilly fucking white as well. Navigating that many n-bombs can be a touch cumbersome.



Cumming too soon.
 
Pro: Uh... I suppose seeing a women naked.

Cons: Okay here I go...
1. It's porn.
2. Too fake for my taste.
3. Doesn't do anything for me.

I better stop or I'll be here even longer.

Going to the beach.
 
Pros: water is life, refreshing breathing in fresh air, relaxing, rejuvenating, absolutely breath taking views, walking on sand, playing in sand, swimming depending on where you're at, marine life

Cons: windy & sometimes cold on the Pacific Ocean....

Holding hands
 
Pro: the best way to exchange long protein strands between people. Show of love/appreciation. Feels nice.

Cons: there's always that one person who pulls and pushes you, and won't let go. My hands get sweaty. We don't need to exchange long protein strands

Television
 
Pros: healthy ones can be fulfilling, encouraging, bring wisdom, love and companionship, lots of fun, opportunity to grow as a person.

Cons: no one is perfect and we will get our feelings hurt, sometimes one person has unhealthy habits from a previous relationship, sometimes people are assholes.

Skittles
 
Pros: They're fucking delicious and they make my tastebuds orgasm.

Cons: Pretty sure they are unicorn jizz. Why does unicorn jizz have to be fucking delicious? JcJ9n.jpg


Not cumming (or touching yourself naughty) for 8 days.
 
Pros: best orgasm EVER which is highly anticipated, making it even more amazing

Cons: Are you fucking kidding me? Absolute torture. Whhhhhhhyyyyyy???? Decreased concentration, tourettes, severe tremors, thirsty, anxious, trouble sleeping, mumbling to self, unable to put together complete sentences, death.

Vibrating wand
 
Pro: New kind of magic. Move over Abracadabra. Hellooooo ALAKAZAAAAM!

Con: People likely won't hire you for bday parties, waving that weird vibrating wand around.

Chicken wings
 
Pro: They get messy, they taste great, some of them chickens had big ass wings.

Con: You get too full and can't eat no more chicken wings

The sun
 
Pro: it provides life through light and heat, increases the happy feelings, helps us to see everything, it's pretty especially when reflecting off water.

Cons: hurts when you stare at it (doh!), can get hot af, melts important stuff like my favorite Chapstick, it could eventually kill us

Toenails
 
Pros: So many!
1. Needed for life (kind of important).
2. Keeps land from drying up, which...
3. Helps crops grow.
4. Keeps all the various bodies of water replenished.
5. Thunderstorms kick ass.
6. Kissing in the rain!
7. Soothing to listen to as it hits the windows.

Cons: A few I suppose.
1. Very difficult to drive in heavy rain.
2. Get wet if out in the rain too long.
3. Puts a damper on yard work.
4. Too much in a short period of time causes flooding.

Taking pictures on your phone.
 
Pros: I can share then on fcn, I can share family pics on social media, I can save a walk to ther mirror 20 feet away, evidence...

Cons: can become addicting to the point that I don't chase the experience but the picture, I have to be careful with nudes on my phone, evidence...

Crusty morning eyes
 
Pros: You will bath as soon as you wake-up

cons: accidentally post nudes or send wrong messages to GF

Humid nights
 
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