Game Pros & Cons

[xyzrp]

Pros: You get comfortable with yourself, discover what makes you happy and figure things out while you sort yourself
Cons: You get too comfortable with yourself and end up hating people, in general

Peanut Butter

 

[nessabbyxo]

Pros: It's fucking delicious
Cons: If you have a peanut allergy then it sucks for you to miss out of some delicious peanut butter lol


Las Vegas

 

[JackieTreehorn]

Pros: Syrup holders built into the shape.
Available in many hotel breakfast bars.

Cons: Awkward, manufactured tension caused by the whole pancakes vs. waffles thing, when really both sides are carbo-lovin’ kindred spirits.

Hotels

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Pros: make way more money when thimbles and old shoes land on you.

Cons: you spend all your cash on them only to have fuckers keep missing em every round!!!

Monopoly

 

[Stanthropical]

Zero
∞

Stan

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pros: it fuels lots of funny dances
Cons: it fuels lots of stumbling, bumping drunks

Snow

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pros: it is the bringer of life
Cons: Cups are too small


Puppies

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pros: they’re so cute
Cons: they piddle and nip

Showers

 

[sarah_borwich]

Pros: amazing time to think and to self reflect
Cons: if there’s no hot water...

Sleeping

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pros: fluffy blankets and pillows
Cons: Nightmares

Cucumbers

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Pros: they can replace a dildo when shes in a pinch.

Cons: they taste disgusting.

Bugs

 

[Yesm01]

They attack assholes.
Yet, they don't discriminate.


Landline phone

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro: you can use it to find your cell
Con: it never leaves the house


Fellatio

 

[Thalassa]

Pro: No minimum. Refills encouraged. No spilling.
Con: None

Cunnilingus