Game Pros & Cons

[MelancholyArtist]

Artichokes
Pro: Always available in the grocery store
Con: No one ever eats them

Carpets

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pros: You can chase each other without slipping
Cons: They capture dust and never get washed and they’re disgusting

Movie theaters

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Movie theaters
Pro: Things bigger than life
Con: You wonder if the stickiness is only from spilled soda/pop drinks

Concrete

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pros: "Drink a cup a concrete and harden the fuck up"/write your name before it dries = long term staying potential

Cons: burns your skin like FUCK! Saw man in medical centre screaming in pain as a result once :/

Clowns

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro: good way to deter children from a birthday party
Con: they eat you in your sleep

Dirt roads

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pro: Great for off the beaten track road trip destinations
Cons: Dirty

Jellybeans

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro: So cute and sweet and adorable
Con: dont taste good one a peanut butter sandwich

Gummy bears

 

[Saximony]

pros... they make kids happy

cons.... they are made out of horse intestines.

Condoms

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro: they make kids unlikely
con: made from sheep gut

Anime

 

[Saximony]

Pros: the sexy illustrations

Cons: they're not real.

Castration

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pros: More room in your boxers
Cons: You don't have the balls to do anything

video games

 

[Saximony]

Pros: There fun and you can make money on them.

Cons: They're addicting and you can lose money on them.

cacti (cactus)

 

[Serena_A]

Pros: Good for some dishes
Cons: can't hug em

Playing fair

 

[WomanOnTop]

Pros: it’s the virtuous thing to do
Cons: sometimes it feels like you’re the only one doing it

Napping

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pro: less time awake, more dreams and energy, fun to watch cats dream
Con: waking up more tired

Toilet paper

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Pros: soft and easy on the old bum hole
Cons: not exactly the right tool for most clean up jobs.

Lube

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pros: sliding in in like Tom Cruise in his socks "Old time Rock n Roll"
Cons: Not always compatible with latex toys

Hair

 

[StarlyteWishes]

Pro:great hand hold for him
con: bed head

snow

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pro:great hand hold for him
con: bed head

snow

PRO: John Snow

CON: Don't eat the yellow bits

Bike

 

[Saximony]

Pros ....Harleys

Cons....Hondas


Helmets