Prove your size!

[LilithX]

So we need your permission first to see if the 'tool' is to your satisfaction?

Absolutely.

 

[TBig88M]

I agree, the guys should have a baby carrot in their pic for comparison

If that is a rule, women should start using 2 tennisballs for comparison.

 

[LilithX]

If that is a rule, women should start using 2 tennisballs for comparison.

No, this thread is about dicks. Stop changing the subject.

 

[EvilScotsman]

Absolutely.

Would a beer bottle be an appropriate 'tool'?

 

[TBig88M]

No, this thread is about dicks. Stop changing the subject.

I have not changed subjects.

 

[LilithX]

Would a beer bottle be an appropriate 'tool'?

Depends...what kind of beer is it?

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

No, this thread is about dicks. Stop changing the subject.

TOLD!

 

[EvilScotsman]

Depends...what kind of beer is it?

Bloody hell, you are fussy. It's a bottle of Guinness.

 

[LilithX]

I have not changed subjects.

One could use tennis balls to compare to their balls I suppose.

 

[LilithX]

Bloody hell, you are fussy. It's a bottle of Guinness.

The miniature bottles?

 

[EvilScotsman]

The miniature bottles?

Nope.

Just a normal bottle. Do you want the bottle measurements?

 

[nessabbyxo]

Lol just made me think of this

 

[LillyK]

One could use tennis balls to compare to their balls I suppose.

Best suggestion in this thread so far!!!!

 

[M_Bluey]

Ffs, lads. Lol!

 

[UnsaintedCali]

I just accepted I needed to get good with my tongue and fingers...

My ego is preventing me from getting the cucumbers I have in my fridge lol.

P.s. can there be a "I'm a shooter not a grower" option added? Lol

 

[Slopps]

To prove size, I usually place my ridiculously gigantic humongous hands next to it on pics...

 

[Oldgymrat]

To prove size, I usually place my ridiculously gigantic humongous hands next to it on pics...

Says the guy with the penis pic that keeps the rest of us from posting...

I would post but you need to get permission from my Angel. I promised her I it was hers alone to see...

 

[Slopps]

Says the guy with the penis pic that keeps the rest of us from posting...

With that logic only the funniest guy would be allowed to make jokes, only the most muscled guy would be allowed to show his arms...

And only 1 girl would show her boobs...

No... I don't want to live in such a world my friend There is enough space for everybody here.

Ps: there are quite a few men who disagree with you. Feel free to check the CD to convince yourself

Ps2: it goes without saying that everybody should only share what they are willing to share. Which applies equally to men, women and anything in between.

 

[LilithX]

Nope.

Just a normal bottle. Do you want the bottle measurements?

I’m going to need you to calculate the area of the bottle.

 

[Oldgymrat]

@Slopps you are a true gentleman my friend... I was tongue in cheeking a bit trying to match your humor... thats all..

Awesome post for sure though!

It is my promise to ms Alexa that keeps me from adding my package to the mail..