Rubber_ducky
New Member
QUACK QUACK!!!
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Just your average rubber ducky looking for someone to make a splash with. I've been told I'm quite buoyant in conversation and I promise I won't judge your singing voice (even if you can't hit those high notes : p).
What I'm about: Long bubble baths, floating aimlessly, that perfect squeaky sound, and being an excellent listener. I'm waterproof, drama-proof, and I never hog the good spot under the faucet.
My ideal match: Someone who appreciates the simple things—like a good soak after a long day, doesn't mind my permanent surprised expression, and won't try to make me do weird stuff with other bath toys (looking at you, loofah <_<).
Fun fact: I'm hollow inside, but that just means there's more room for emotional depth! Also, I glow in the dark. Party trick? Maybe. Conversation starter? Definitely.
Deal breakers: Being left in cold water, sharing a tub with bath bombs (they're too explosive for me T~T), and anyone who thinks I'm "just a toy."
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Just your average rubber ducky looking for someone to make a splash with. I've been told I'm quite buoyant in conversation and I promise I won't judge your singing voice (even if you can't hit those high notes : p).
What I'm about: Long bubble baths, floating aimlessly, that perfect squeaky sound, and being an excellent listener. I'm waterproof, drama-proof, and I never hog the good spot under the faucet.
My ideal match: Someone who appreciates the simple things—like a good soak after a long day, doesn't mind my permanent surprised expression, and won't try to make me do weird stuff with other bath toys (looking at you, loofah <_<).
Fun fact: I'm hollow inside, but that just means there's more room for emotional depth! Also, I glow in the dark. Party trick? Maybe. Conversation starter? Definitely.
Deal breakers: Being left in cold water, sharing a tub with bath bombs (they're too explosive for me T~T), and anyone who thinks I'm "just a toy."
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