Questions Only Asked in Chat - 2.0

[CantBeTamed]

Tonight’s gem of a pm:


*gymfitnessguy Puts my foot on your boob*

 

[Someguy1323]

Tonight’s gem of a pm:


*gymfitnessguy Puts my foot on your boob*

Lol...I bet that works!

 

[CantBeTamed]

But like... why? I have never chatted with this guy ever and he goes straight for tit stomping?

 

[DarlaRose]

Someone in gay chat (after someone posted a pimply butt pic):
"Why do white guys have so much pimples on their butt"

I dunno guy, I don't have any at the moment.

I can't stop laughing I almost pied myself

 

[Someguy1323]

I can't stop laughing I almost pied myself

I love the fact this says pied. Makes me think she has a bunch of pies in her fridge waiting for when she laughs so much, that she needs one.

 

[DarlaRose]

I love the fact this says pied. Makes me think she has a bunch of pies in her fridge waiting for when she laughs so much, that she needs one.

*peed

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I now actually want to use pied instead of peed all the time

 

[DarlaRose]

I love the fact this says pied. Makes me think she has a bunch of pies in her fridge waiting for when she laughs so much, that she needs one.

one time I was on a vacation in the US and I was talking to someone who offered me a drink. So I said: just a bubbly water please. Then he started laughing so hard and said: do you mean sparkling water?
I felt so dumb

 

[UnholyAngel]

“Do you like sex??”


Nah, mate. Hate it.

Should have told him your were a virgin and just curious @Victoriax he’d have blown his load then left you alone lol

 

[Kheldar_TO]

I'm rarely in chat these days .. but the following one left me completely gobsmacked as it slid into pm's .....

Guest: Hi, Wanna fuck?
Me: Dude, I'm a guy ....
Guest: ?
Guest: Wanna fuck anyway?

 

[UnholyAngel]

Assisting chatters in blowing their loads? What a terrible thought.

Yeah never thought about it from that point of view, maybe just ignore my bright ideas lol

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I get: "What kind of an artist are you?"
I respond, "A horrible one."

 

[Dogowar]

I've been asked a couple of times, why Dogowar. It's a word play of my favourite Shakespeare quote " Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war"

 

[brunette29]

"How big r those"
"Are you really a brunette" <-- I get that one a lot. Like, no, my name is just a lie to cause confusion and disappointment...
aaand...
"be my mistress?"

 

[Flirtinghubby]

"How big r those"
"Are you really a brunette" <-- I get that one a lot. Like, no, my name is just a lie to cause confusion and disappointment...
aaand...
"be my mistress?"

Its always intrigued me why someone would want to know your bra size when they can see your boobs already. Lolol.

"Nice tits what size?"
"34"
"Oh ok. Nevermind then."

Lololol

 

[Stanthropical]

Unban me.
No. Fuck off.

Delete my account or I will threaten your 'Murican under 'Murican laws website with EU rights.
No. Fuck off.

Are you a Shemale?
Are you trying to suck my duck?

Can I suck your tits?
No. Suck my dick.

 

[ShyPlusSize]

"r u really plus size?"

Nope I'm a size 0 mate just wanted to lie and cause myself to be unnecessarily trolled

 

[Oldgymrat]

Did that tattoo hurt?


No... its henna......

 

[Oldgymrat]

"r u really plus size?"

Nope I'm a size 0 mate just wanted to lie and cause myself to be unnecessarily trolled

Remember.... men are like light bulbs... some of us are brighter than others. And some have broken filaments

 

[MCMXCII]

Just saw this in adult chat, "Will you tell me what kind of stinging insect you will pick to sting my belly button if I show you my belly pic? Tell me the proper name though dont generalise"

Just when I thought I've seen it all.

 

[MCMXCII]

"oh my god its cok suking pics added, oh how tht cok in girl mouth? i feel its dirty. oh plz dont tease me by such cok suking pics guy ohhhhhhhhhhh"

Not really a question but my immediate reaction to this was, "wtf?!?"