Hey C, I bet I can really make you laugh. I'm headed out shortly to shop for new piece of equipment. True story, I'm off to look at riding lawn mowers!!!
And actually, thank you Stan. I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a Hallmark greeting card. I should be honored. At least you haven't labeled me as the discount $ 0.99 variety!
You also illustrated yourself as egotistical, condescending and hypocritical. Greeting cards are always on sale at the right time.
Life never ever runs in clichés. The idea is literally a corporate idealism scam and unfortunately, people get sidetracked by empty drivel in trying times instead of facing them with realism.