My phone keyboard is completely fucked, if I’m in qwerty I got some French words in my English dictionary and if I’m in Azerty I have English words in my French one
Throw it in the bath with the toasterMy phone keyboard is completely fucked, if I’m in qwerty I got some French words in my English dictionary and if I’m in Azerty I have English words in my French one
Vael ……. If I wanted you dead …… you’d already be deadOk fine since everyone wants me dead I leave
Mebbeokay thanks for the French voice note but you’re a naughty on aren’t you …
Jokes on you I’m immortal I triedVael ……. If I wanted you dead …… you’d already be dead
*twirls bat*
Nice, good thing I said I didn’t want to be horny in the bath then. Who knows what’s would have happened if I didn’t warnMebbe
idk what this means but
Ikridk what this means but![]()
idk what this means but![]()
“I’m gonna spank you until you scream”
*alters a couple words*I said I'll slap his bum and make him scream
Oh said literally this way it works“I’m gonna spank you until you scream”
Can’t scream if my mouth busyI said I'll slap his bum and make him scream