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[Deleted member 1394328]

I feel awful everything aches.been sleeping most day. Cats annoying. One rubbed its ass on the floor leaving massive shit stain. Now demanding food.


Office now ringing trying to pressure me into coming back in the morning.

 

[SarcasticSadie]

I feel awful everything aches.been sleeping most day. Cats annoying. One rubbed its ass on the floor leaving massive shit stain. Now demanding food.


Office now ringing trying to pressure me into coming back in the morning.

This is not butts, is ass….

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

This is not butts, is ass….

Very ass.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

My stomach is also churning like a washing machine

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

On the plus side, not hungry. So lets loose some weight.

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Butt

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Having an excellent day all round Ciaran

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Who wants a cunting cat?

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Ones enough haha

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Hes now laying on the top of the door splintering wood off

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Send him to bed , or something

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

May I suggest butts and ginger ale??

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Oh look, it’s Raddie

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Oh look, it’s Raddie

You turned into scoby doo?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Whomst??

 

[SarcasticSadie]

he’s saying I’m a dog..


Ruuuude

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Listening to neo prog when delirious is an experience

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Listening to neo prog when delirious is an experience

listen to Nickelback instead

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Listening to neo prog when delirious is an experience

What

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

listen to Nickelback instead

Am I not suffering enough?