Group Banter Race to a million

[SarcasticSadie]

Strange, I remember stories of people injecting their cock and balls with silicone so they'd look massive.

Man died from doing it.

Could have just bought a dildo

 

[Lurking]

Could have just bought a dildo

Well from memory this was some gay sex cult thing.

Think they swelled up to the size of medicine balls.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Could have just bought a dildo

Or a strap-on.

 

[Amberrlicious]

Remember the pole vault guy? lol

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Remember the pole vault guy? lol

Was that the one who bonked his dink going over the bar?

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Ooo baked chipotle orange chicken, brown rice, and cumin-spiced roasted butternut squash

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

And chocolate mousse

 

[Amberrlicious]

Ooo baked chipotle orange chicken, brown rice, and cumin-spiced roasted butternut squash

I’ll be there in an hour


Or 15

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I’ll be there in an hour


Or 15

I’ll box some up and warm it up when you get here!

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

No promises on the chocolate mousse tho

Nom nom nom

 

[SarcasticSadie]

I could eat a choccy brownie

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I could eat a choccy brownie

They have a chocolate brownie with vanilla icing and Oreo cookie crumbles

 

[Amberrlicious]

Made a hyper realistic pic of our penguin

 

[Amberrlicious]

Too large to share brb

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Me being patient:

 

[SarcasticSadie]

They have a chocolate brownie with vanilla icing and Oreo cookie crumbles

Ya had me til said Oreo crumble

I don’t mind picking them off tho

 

[Amberrlicious]

 

[Amberrlicious]

Ya had me til said Oreo crumble

I don’t mind picking them off tho

Gimme

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Omg

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Tiz cool