If ya went on a weekend trip with someone ya probably shouldn’t who was also a friend, but was also an ex, and also happened to be the same sex, happened to drive and then happened to have sex on the way in the car which was ‘public’ before getting to the hotel and showering before having sex in the ‘hotel’ bed. Well, it wouldn’t be looking good for you… But, then if you also happened to film it and watch it back, it would leave nudes on your phone. But, when you had been watching it back if you happened to have got horny and someone happened to have slipped something (a toy being a ‘banana’/food from the hotel fruit bowl in this case) up someone, and also happened to raid the mini bar for drinks to loosen the mood before finally turning the lights off, well, ya be looking at over 50 years even before The Maid happened to join in the morning!
