Went on a walk today, passed by a mother and her child, then overheard the child ask "Mom, why are her boobs so big? They're much bigger than yours". Kids are ruthless XD
True story and not about my tits. I was in a hardware store with my oldest boy who was 3 or 4 at the time. He asked what we needed and I told him duct tape. He stops and deadpans, "Why do we need to tape a duck?" Two other people around us burst out laughing.