Group Banter Race to a million

[BiTaylor]

Sadly I am old too!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

No one is old except Ciaran

 

[Amberrlicious]

Oh ok
Yes
That works

 

[Professor_Oral]

Morning.. 20 pages! Apologies but I don't have the mental capacity for that lol

How are we today?

 

[Amberrlicious]

unsure as yet

 

[Professor_Oral]

It's going to be another scorcher.. I thought about the beach today, but then saw the traffic yesterday and promptly decided against it

 

[BiTaylor]

But beach is a wonderful idea

 

[Professor_Oral]

It is. I'm a 10 minutes drive from my local one.. so that'd take an hour or so today. Bournemouth was gridlocked yesterday so won't go there, Brighton is full of stones.. so no. The other sandy beach near me has been fully booked for 2 weeks and is down a small road through a village.. and the island near me will take about an hour to even get onto!

Bloody out of towners lol

 

[Harthacnut]

It is. I'm a 10 minutes drive from my local one.. so that'd take an hour or so today. Bournemouth was gridlocked yesterday so won't go there, Brighton is full of stones.. so no. The other sandy beach near me has been fully booked for 2 weeks and is down a small road through a village.. and the island near me will take about an hour to even get onto!

Bloody out of towners lol

Walk?

 

[Amberrlicious]

I’m about as far from a beach as you can get in the UK and I do r drive so it’s not really an option

 

[Harthacnut]

Every puddle is a beach if you believe hard enough

 

[SophUKYis]

Buy some sand and bring the beach to your garden

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I live near several beaches

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

But sand it gets everywhere etc etc

 

[SophUKYis]

But sand it gets everywhere etc etc

It’s coarse and rough

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

It’s coarse and rough

Sorry I'll be more gentle next time

 

[Amberrlicious]

Coarse you will

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Beach and mini golf.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Beach and mini golf.

Ohhh I love mini golf

 

[Slopps]

As much as i like beaches i don't like the people on it usually. I wanted to make a joke about them being bitches but that felt misogynistic. Also I'm otterly tired.