Group Banter Race to a million

[BaileyXcX]

Sprite Zero and a huge fucking dick

 

[BaileyXcX]

Did I do it right?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

https://people.com/dolly-parton-sta...e-to-be-replaced-following-vandalism-12076347

Wtf

 

[BaileyXcX]

Shoulda said Fanta

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Did I do it right?

Yes honey you did *head pats*

 

[vanilla_hips]

Hi, I'm Dr. Pecker, your gynecologist.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

*snaps glove into my hand*

 

[vanilla_hips]

*snaps glove into my hand*

Could you please check my walls?

 

[DrugDistributor]

*snaps glove into my hand*

We getting weird in here, yah? The super lube is in the drawer next to me

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Could you please check my walls?

Check my location

 

[vanilla_hips]

Check my location

That's why I contacted you, Dr. Pecker.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Sprite Zero and a huge fucking dick

Hi

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

That's why I contacted you, Dr. Pecker.

You've come to the right place

 

[vanilla_hips]

*snaps glove into my hand*

Could you please check my walls?

Check my location

That's why I contacted you, Dr. Pecker.

Please continue...

 

[DrugDistributor]

Wait keep posting don’t stop

 

[Tash26]

The fact that lil moo scrolled all the way back to find my last comment to then alter it

 

[Tash26]

Wait don’t stop believing

Hold on to that feelin

 

[vanilla_hips]

The fact that lil moo scrolled all the way back to find my last comment to then alter it

Fact: Stalkers are hard to catch.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

The fact that lil moo scrolled all the way back to find my last comment to then alter it

True love

 

[TheIntermissionOfCats]

When I was having a baby, My ex's gynaecologist deliberately shook my hand in an awkward way so i would look and notice that he was missing a pinky. I didn't want to say anything to him about it, but I joked with her that maybe it was an occupational choice and she said i was an asshole for making a joke about it.