Group Banter Race to a million

I swam with a sea turtle last year up near Rocky. Was my first time snorkeling and couldn’t believe I actually saw one. May have peed a little when I did.
 
How do you even put the jam on top of the cream. That’s just weird
So. You have the jam. And then you put it on top. Like. I don't know how to explain it

Butttttt. What's your idea of "cream"? It's not the liquid type. It's a thick, spreadable type
 
So. You have the jam. And then you put it on top. Like. I don't know how to explain it

Butttttt. What's your idea of "cream"? It's not the liquid type. It's a thick, spreadable type
I don’t think you are putting enough cream on of you are spreading it.
 
Ok. So I know what most of those words are

But wtf are you trying to say?
Random Aussie Lore drop: The sausage sizzle bbq fundraisers in the carpark at Bunnings Warehouse hardware stores around Australia are so popular on Saturday mornings, with the standard offering being a snag/sausage in bread with bbq onion and choice of condiments, that he majority of Bunnings customers buy a snag or two on their way into the store. Onion being dropped on the concrete floors of the warehouse was raised as a Safety Risk, and they brought out a policy that any onion on the fundraiser snags had to be put on the bread first underneath the sausage to reduce the risk. It was not a well received policy.
 
Random Aussie Lore drop: The sausage sizzle bbq fundraisers in the carpark at Bunnings Warehouse hardware stores around Australia are so popular on Saturday mornings, with the standard offering being a snag/sausage in bread with bbq onion and choice of condiments, that he majority of Bunnings customers buy a snag or two on their way into the store. Onion being dropped on the concrete floors of the warehouse was raised as a Safety Risk, and they brought out a policy that any onion on the fundraiser snags had to be put on the bread first underneath the sausage to reduce the risk. It was not a well received policy.
Ok. So again

Wut
 

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