Butt sex is fun
Butt sex is fun
Hi educated bitches, I'm DadI'm educated, bitches!
Hugo is willingNever had butt sex before
No such thing as regular sex, don't let "big missionary" tell you differentHardly get regular sex
And I'm an all-rounder (that's the player who both bowls and bats in cricket, for those who prefer a pitcher/catcher baseball analogy)Hugo is willing
CATCH THAT BUS!Tick Tock... Finally the bloody bus is here!
He might get upset if she calls him a croque madameTell the driver he's a fried egg
You summoned me with your tagging lady, you love itBtw, @Locket44 is stalking us...