Group Banter Race to a million

[Minnie79]

I looked it up. It's one dildo per hand. Low-key disappointment

Wow, way to ruin my playtime

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Though tbf, that would be more useful than ten smaller ones

 

[Lil_wonders]

But they did really squirt.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

This is why I don't make porn parodies

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

There's literally porn of everything. Nothing is sacred.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I've......I've seen things.....

 

[boredoliver]

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Eternal question - which was better? Left or right?

 

[Minnie79]

Why are we limiting it to just one?

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Oh

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I hate it here

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Why?

 

[Lil_wonders]

I got tiny hands for Christmas

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Because there aren't enough porn parodies?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Wait. Did you wish for tiny hands and when you woke up, they'd shrunk?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Wait. Did you wish for tiny hands and when you woke up, they'd shrunk?

They were on my Christmas list.

 

[GhostBear]

Small hands, thick fingers

 

[Minnie79]

I wished for penis fingers but I guess fcn put me on the naughty list

 

[boredoliver]

Why are we limiting it to just one?

Thoughts n prayers for Edward

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

The mighty cucks

 

[Minnie79]

Ciaran, take it to 15K