Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1394328]

Aren't turds already warm? I mean fresh ones anyway. You need to be more specific. How fresh are you? Have you cooled down and then been reheated? Have you been warmed up while still fresh? If so, I'd argue that you'd be a hot turd, not warm.
In future, would you please be a little clearer? Ty in advance.

These are all valid points, that I'll take on board


I feel like a turd that has naturally got to room temperature, only to be re warmed unevenly in a microwave.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Oh, I'm fine ty

Good!

 

[Minnie79]

@Minnie79 did you hear about the Dutch man's toilet?

Errrm no? I dread to think what's coming now.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Errrm no? I dread to think what's coming now.

He clogged it

 

[Minnie79]

Good morning Leia !

 

[Minnie79]

He clogged it

Sweet bejeebus let me hand you your coat

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Sweet bejeebus let me hand you your coat

Oh I've pulled?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

These are all valid points, that I'll take on board


I feel like a turd that has naturally got to room temperature, only to be re warmed unevenly in a microwave.

Can I assume it's a standard 800w microwave?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

These are all valid points, that I'll take on board


I feel like a turd that has naturally got to room temperature, only to be re warmed unevenly in a microwave.

Can I assume it's a standard 800w microwave?

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Can I assume it's a standard 800w microwave?

You can

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

These are all valid points, that I'll take on board


I feel like a turd that has naturally got to room temperature, only to be re warmed unevenly in a microwave.

I assume it's a standard 800w microwave? Where was it purchased from and how old is it?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Good morning Leia !

Hellosies! I wish it was still morning though.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Wtf with the double posting?! Go home fcn, you're drunk!

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Wtf with the double posting?! Go home fcn, you're drunk!

No it's good, it all counts

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I watched a video earlier of a praying mantis eating a murder hornet. Proper just nomming it's head off and not realising another murder hornet was behind him literally eating him in half. Mantis didn't care that he was getting munched in half, he was too caught up in snack time. Then I went for breakfast. Might nap, idk.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No it's good, it all counts

Oh yeah, true.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No it's good, it all counts

Oh yeah, true.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No it's good, it all counts

Oh yeah, true.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I watched a video earlier of a praying mantis eating a murder hornet. Proper just nomming it's head off and not realising another murder hornet was behind him literally eating him in half. Mantis didn't care that he was getting munched in half, he was too caught up in snack time. Then I went for breakfast. Might nap, idk.

I feel like I need to see this video.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I'll have to try and find it again. It was quite a rabbit hole lol.