Group Banter Race to a million

[BunnyBeeHope]

My goal to get the tree and decorations out the loft has been thwarted by a gaggle of teens descending on my house. Someone give me a vallium.

Make them do it for you

 

[Minnie79]

Last time this lot were here they were sledging down the stairs on a mattress. I wouldn't trust them with a ladder.

 

[Minnie79]

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. I will survive today.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

My goal to get the tree and decorations out the loft has been thwarted by a gaggle of teens descending on my house. Someone give me a vallium.

Sorry, no Valium here…only warm hands

For a massage ofc

 

[Minnie79]

Sorry, no Valium here…only warm hands

For a massage ofc

I would not say no to a head massage later, that's for sure

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I would not say no to a head massage later, that's for sure

*cracks knuckles, lowers lights, prepares pillows, selects soft music*

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Damn I wasn’t even going for all that alliteration but there we are

 

[Minnie79]

Right people, I need an idiots guide to how you are posting images here today, please and thanks.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Right people, I need an idiots guide to how you are posting images here today, please and thanks.

I'll inbox ya now

 

[Minnie79]

I'll inbox ya now

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Most important decoration, Bones Jones

 

[Minnie79]

Oh yeah, that works . Thank you

 

[Minnie79]

Most important decoration, Bones Jones

Haha love it.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Haha love it.

Got him for Halloween years ago but he's become an all year round addition

 

[Minnie79]

His little jumper!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Oh yeah, that works . Thank you

Nice meat cylinder

 

[Minnie79]

Nice meat cylinder

She's a chunky meat tube

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Chonky!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

The waiting for takeout delivery time is the longest time in history

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I've got the shits.


Thought you all should know that lol