We can do somewhere half way... fancy coffee with little bit of calories.
Or not as good vodka.
When I used to drink, I was mostly a scotch/tequila/wine/G&T person and sometimes vodka/rice wine.
These days my poison is Liquid IV, mushroom matcha, or
plain water (if I am a good).
I'll give you sex changes things, but disagree on the connotation. At least where I'm concerned. I didn't mean that anyway. Except my crush on Harry. That DEF involves tons of sex