A bird
Two pence. Tuppence. Perfect sense
Ffs I'm not that old!What does shiling mean then smartarse?
I know a girl called TuppenceTuppence.
I think I may type up a victorian-esque porno message and spam it to the oldies. See if I get any takers
Not as far as I know. Shes in my daughters class. .Does she wear a bonnet?
Fucking dead!!!! LOLAnd Ethel showed off her ankle. It stired something deep inside Reginald. His starched thick overcoat filling with sweat.
"Does one desire to see more", said Ethel buttoning her corset".
Reginald all a fluster took off his top hat and held it over his erected penis.
"Yes" he said. "Let's make a baby and then have it die before the age of two and the toss it In the Thames"
Funnily enough her name was EthelI had a dream last night where a distant and previously unknown relative left me all their money in their will. How much was it ?
Tuppence !!
Not really. But it was only £283