Dear
@Lil_wonders
Wow, you're so hot, for a self proclaimed 'old women'. I'd love to take you out for an all you can eat Sunday carvery, you can have your pick of meat, including mine, if you play your cards right.
I can't wait for us to wear matching white jumpers, that we purchased with our weekly state pension at the local OAP bowls tournament, if your lucky, you can play with my balls too.
Wow, just wow.