Group Banter Race to a million
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3rd degree weiner burns
All for my oaty
That's my pet name for it
it's not the size that matters, but the nutritional value of the grain that counts
Oatmeal porn gives too many results, wtf
It all began when my first childhood crush was the readybrek dragon
I told my Mummy, please mummy I want the readybrek dragon plushie
And she saved up all the tokens from the box , and sent off for it
Things started normal enough after it arrived
I'd spend my Saturday mornings watching rugrats with my dragon
Till the urges kicked in
You're the reason the dragon doesn't exist anymore
Then I tore a hole in my dragons butt, pulled put all the stuffing
Filled it with warm oatmeal
And just went to town on it
