Let me just savour a moment of still having respect for you.
Ok, done, fire away, Fish
I think all respect my evaporate after this...
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I think all respect my evaporate after this...
I'll set the scene. New years eve 2007, a messy pub crawl had concluded into the final pub, absolutely smashed me and my two friends staggered into a heaving pub to see in the new year, we order some drinks and stood about chatting and talking to stangrers when it was time for my friend to get the next round in....
Oh is this going to be a chose your own adventure??
I'm not that advanced lol
Please do go on (and remind me about the choose your own adventure thing later, got a song recommendation, but storytime first)
I was bugging my friend to get me another drink, being relentless. Both my best friends are slightly older than me and I proper ham up the annoying younger brother angle, and being steaming drunk meant that I was being more annoying than usual. My friend snatched my empty glass from me, and shouted "fine" and disappeared into the crowd of people.
He was gone for about 15 minutes and returned with a full glass and a big grin on his face. He handed me the glass and I went to take a big gulp, he panicked and shouted "no , no , no it's my piss". Thinking he was having me on, I decided not to heed this warning and took a big mouthful.
I can confirm it was indeed his piss.
He was gone for about 15 minutes and returned with a full glass and a big grin on his face. He handed me the glass and I went to take a big gulp, he panicked and shouted "no , no , no it's my piss". Thinking he was having me on, I decided not to heed this warning and took a big mouthful.
I can confirm it was indeed his piss.
It’s even better that he warned you and you didn’t believe him.
So I’m taking it you skulled it?
I'd like to say that this explains a lot about you, Fish, but I feel like we're only scratching the surface
Thanks for the tale haha
Dainty sips and sighs until he emptied it, and a pleading look at his mate to confirm it was a one time offer
I maintained eye contact and drank it all. If he's gonna try and make a mug out of me I'll make him uncomfortable.
I now tell his wife everytime I see her, that I've had her husband inside me.
My choose your own adventure is a tale of heartbreak and disappointment, one of my favourite early YouTube videos:
Musical comedy duo with a very clever choose your own adventure song, great with a live crowd, but they set it all up on YouTube with embedded links to hidden videos so you could navigate the whole thing online... only YouTube changed the way on-screen links work, so now it's not really anything
Musical comedy duo with a very clever choose your own adventure song, great with a live crowd, but they set it all up on YouTube with embedded links to hidden videos so you could navigate the whole thing online... only YouTube changed the way on-screen links work, so now it's not really anything
I tell myself "Surely my boobs won't grow any bigger"... and then a few months passes and now I need to buy new bras >:[
They must be truly enormous by now.
Two hindenbergs trapped to her chest.
She'll be breaking the Atlantic crossing record soon
Is this the origin story of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade?
Yeah. She looks like snoopy too
"I'll stop using headbutts to get my way when it stops working"
