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Group Banter Race to a million
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Jokes on you, I had them removed the same time I got the cats fixed.
I need to go to the shop but I don't wanna
Hope you got a discount
What a dickhead
100% off
So here's a game.
If the regulars here in the millions club were family members, who would they be?
If the regulars here in the millions club were family members, who would they be?
@ConsciousNobody and I worked out today we were the cool Aunties
The voice of our times
Hope has already called me her weird uncle in at least one thread, but I'm happy to have that updated haha
Hugo: obviously the dad
Wonders: the mother figure
CN: the wise aunt
Chris: the uncle who's out dancing all the time
Professor: older brother.
Casey: the older brother I steal music off of
Hope: annoying but loveable little sister
Serenity: crazy little sister who's always in her room.
Red: the smart little sister and the obvious favourite
Ivy, Tash, vanilla and Leia: they are the cousins that come around just to torment you, bur always have your back
Storm: she's more like the girl that lives next door that you have a crush on.
Amber: I also see her as an aunt figure too, leading the cousins astray lol Oh and one of the little sisters
Maddie: the drunk aunt always complaining
Bailey: the sweet cousin, who doesn't come around as much.
Wonders: the mother figure
CN: the wise aunt
Chris: the uncle who's out dancing all the time
Professor: older brother.
Casey: the older brother I steal music off of
Hope: annoying but loveable little sister
Serenity: crazy little sister who's always in her room.
Red: the smart little sister and the obvious favourite
Ivy, Tash, vanilla and Leia: they are the cousins that come around just to torment you, bur always have your back
Storm: she's more like the girl that lives next door that you have a crush on.
Amber: I also see her as an aunt figure too, leading the cousins astray lol Oh and one of the little sisters
Maddie: the drunk aunt always complaining
Bailey: the sweet cousin, who doesn't come around as much.
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Excellent job of casting yourself as the youngest of the guys, Fish
Trying to shed the oatmeal and the old man tags all in one day 
I'm more the ginger step child lol
That's rightTrying to shed the oatmeal and the old man tags all in one day
I'm a young mop head fucker now!
You're the step-dad that keeps trying to be mates with the kids you've married into, and they are taking the absolute piss about it
Ciaran - dad
Wonders - that cool aunt who you can't understand how she's related to mum becauses she's so much cool
Hugo - uncle who always relates to you but is always a bit sticky for some reason
Maddie - the sister you don't hate
Serenity - the sister you haven't seen in years and comes back as a vampire
Ybr - that cousin who is always too successful and you keep getting compared to at family gatherings
Tash - your aunties mysterious 'friend'
Amber - that aunt you don't see much but always gives the best presents for birthdays and Christmas
Bailey - my inseparable twin
Ivy - The beautiful perfect wife
Leia - that cousin that vanished and you only hear whispered rumours of her whereabouts. Currently raising kangaroos in the outback
Chris - that uncle that is just a little too touchy after a drink
Professor - the wise old family friend you can always count on for help or advice
CN - the lovely and kooky aunt who will always have a home remedy for you
Casey - the coolest older bro you could have. Does keep you awake at night blasting metal though
Wonders - that cool aunt who you can't understand how she's related to mum becauses she's so much cool
Hugo - uncle who always relates to you but is always a bit sticky for some reason
Maddie - the sister you don't hate
Serenity - the sister you haven't seen in years and comes back as a vampire
Ybr - that cousin who is always too successful and you keep getting compared to at family gatherings
Tash - your aunties mysterious 'friend'
Amber - that aunt you don't see much but always gives the best presents for birthdays and Christmas
Bailey - my inseparable twin
Ivy - The beautiful perfect wife
Leia - that cousin that vanished and you only hear whispered rumours of her whereabouts. Currently raising kangaroos in the outback
Chris - that uncle that is just a little too touchy after a drink
Professor - the wise old family friend you can always count on for help or advice
CN - the lovely and kooky aunt who will always have a home remedy for you
Casey - the coolest older bro you could have. Does keep you awake at night blasting metal though
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You're the step-dad that keeps trying to be mates with the kids you've married into, and they are taking the absolute piss about it
I mean.
Accurate lol
I forgot some editing!
