In the race to a million, the thread’s alive,
A wild bunch buzzing like a randy hive.
Ybr’s in the lead, with a wink and a grin,
Leia’s close behind, let the chaos begin.
Ciaran’s cracking jokes, oats in every bite,
Loves his oatmeal dearly, morn till night.
Amber’s flirting bold, catching every eye,
Tash struts in and says, “Sup,” with a playful flair,
CN’s dropping lines, suave beyond compare.
The bunnies hop in, with a lusty cheer,
Prof’s waxing wise, sipping on his beer.
Maddie’s got the spark, lighting up the fray,
HLN’s smooth moves steal the night away.
To those I’ve missed, my apologies sincere,
Your horny hearts still echo loud and clear.
In this thread of a million, the race is on,
A lusty, laughing crew—none left withdrawn!