Group Banter Race to a million
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Morning Amber. Who's the menswear bellend, and how can I shit on things to make things awkward for him?
Ciaran and Amber meeting in real life for the express purpose of inconveniencing a work colleague would be insane but also, hilarious
His names Callum. He’s ok just… you just know he’s eyeing you up the whole time. And he’s tried it on with most of girls out at one point or another lol
"I'm here to buy some menswear" as Fish takes off his sunglasses and smirks menacingly
Definitely not me, to be clear
So if possible, curl a biscuit directly into his mouth....
I'd also have to buy some sunglasses then lol
From range
Oh right, UK doesn't have sunshine, forgot
I mean, not to brag but they are often wet.
Like when you turn on a hose pipe for the first time in a year and it's backed up with muck.
Range, spray and coverage.
And learn how to smirk menacingly
I mean, maybe the latter part lol
I mean, there’s shit posts, and there’s shit posts….
Considering that I've tried it on at least a little with everyone currently active in the thread, regardless of gender, I will accept the charges of the court.
I'm so glad I didn't shit talk you when I didn't realise CN had put all in a group chat lol
I mean, me too obviously
Nothing to shit talk about tbh. I love you.
Fish let me down very gently and politely considering he's straight haha
