I've already written too many poems about Russ
He eats his own cock...Ick is quite the poet
So you are a poet too. But you don't chew on your phallus, do you?
There are no fleas.I'm a turtle now?
Turtles give you salmonella not chlamydia
Feel free to speak up.
Not cute enoughRuss is a koala?
Don't you have the rest of the week off???I'm so fricking tired