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"Your Hand Can't Put Words in My Mouth"
(A Muppet Rock Anthem)

[Verse 1]
I’m a Muppet with a voice that’s loud,
Not your puppet to control the crowd!
You stick your hand in, try to make me talk,
But I’m breakin’ free, gonna make you walk!

[Pre-Chorus]
I’ve got my own lines, I’ve got my own style,
I’ll rock this stage for a long, long while!
No more scripts, no more puppet play,
I’m singin’ my truth, starting today!

[Chorus]
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth, uh-uh!
I’m a Muppet, I’m breakin’ it up!
I’ll shout what I want, I’ll howl and growl,
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth—pow!
No way, no way, I’m takin’ the stage now!

[Verse 2]
You made me say “Mahna Mahna” too many times,
Now I’m spittin’ my own funky rhymes!
I’m not your mouthpiece, I’m not your clown,
I’m a rockin’ Muppet, I’m tearin’ it down!

[Pre-Chorus]
I’ve got my own beat, I’ve got my own jam,
I’m a fuzzy rebel, don’t you understand?
I’ll sing what I feel, I’ll let it all out,
No hand in my mouth, I’m ready to shout!

[Chorus]
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth, uh-uh!
I’m a Muppet, I’m breakin’ it up!
I’ll shout what I want, I’ll howl and growl,
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth—pow!
No way, no way, I’m takin’ the stage now!

[Bridge]
(Spoken, with punk energy)
Hey, puppeteer, listen up! I’m not your toy anymore!
I’m a Muppet with a mission, and I’m kickin’ down the door!

(Sung)
I’ll shred this guitar, I’ll make the crowd roar,
I’m a Muppet star, I’m so much more!

[Final Chorus]
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth, oh no!
I’m a Muppet, I’m stealin’ the show!
I’ll sing my own song, I’ll rock this town,
Your hand can’t put words in my mouth—down!
No way, no way, I’m free right now!

[Outro]
(Ad-libbed with Muppet chaos)
Wocka wocka—nah, I’m done with that!
I’m a rockstar Muppet, and that’s a fact!
Yeah, yeah, yeah—see ya, hand!
I’m a Muppet with my own rock band!

"I Need the Hand (A Muppet’s Ballad)"
(A Power Ballad)

[Verse 1]
I thought I could do it, thought I’d stand tall,
A Muppet on my own, I’d never fall.
I pushed you away, said I’d sing my song,
But without your touch, it all feels so wrong.
I tried to dance, I tried to play,
But my strings got tangled, I lost my way.
I’m just a Muppet, felt and dreams,
I need your hand to stitch my seams.

[Chorus]
I need the hand to lift me high,
To help me soar, to touch the sky!
I can’t do it all alone, I see,
The hand I pushed away completes me!
Oh, I need the hand, I need the hand,
To help this Muppet take a stand!

[Verse 2]
I shouted, “I’m free!” I tried to be brave,
But my voice just echoed in an empty cave.
I missed your rhythm, your gentle guide,
Without your hand, I’ve got no stride.
I’m made of fluff, but my heart’s so real,
I need your warmth to help me feel.
Together we shine, we light the stage,
A Muppet’s dream on a shared page.

[Chorus]
I need the hand to lift me high,
To help me soar, to touch the sky!
I can’t do it all alone, I see,
The hand I pushed away completes me!
Oh, I need the hand, I need the hand,
To help this Muppet take a stand!

[Bridge]
(Soft, reflective)
I thought I’d be fine, just me and my song,
But I stumbled in the spotlight, I got it all wrong.
You’re more than a hand, you’re my partner, my friend,
With you by my side, this show won’t end.
(Building, with emotion)
So come back to me, let’s make it right,
We’ll sing through the day, we’ll glow in the night!
I’m ready to rise, I’m ready to mend,
With your hand in my heart, this love won’t end!

[Final Chorus]
I need the hand to lift me high,
To help me soar, to touch the sky!
I can’t do it all alone, I see,
The hand I pushed away completes me!
Oh, I need the hand, I need the hand,
To help this Muppet take a stand!

[Outro]
(Soft, with a hopeful tone)
So take my strings, let’s start anew,
A Muppet and a hand, we’ll make it through.
I need the hand, oh, I need the hand,
Together we’ll dream in this Muppet land.
 
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