Happy Memorial Day Weekend to you as wellHappy Memorial Day weekend!
The day before a long weekend usually drags on and on.Totally missed the working girls reference.
Day before holiday weekend - my morning will go as normal but then the afternoon will be dead unless shit hits the fan.
I'll definitely do that lolAwesome! Make the most of it.
What's that? lol
It's a thing you can only do if your married. Otherwise you die. Understood???What's that? lol
Hi. Send your furry nudes.
Done and done.Hi. Send your furry nudes.![]()
This is a lieIt's a thing you can only do if your married. Otherwise you die. Understood???
Die you say.....It's a thing you can only do if your married. Otherwise you die. Understood???
Nuh uh!!! It's true!! You sinner!!!This is a lie
It’s a lie. Because I’m alive. And it may have been a while but I’ve definitely had sex.Nuh uh!!! It's true!! You sinner!!!
Good way to go thoughIt's a thing you can only do if your married. Otherwise you die. Understood???
These forehead wrinkles make me horny.
I don't know Dee. What about sex with yourself?? Tell us more!What about sex with yourself?
Maybe death as wellWhat about sex with yourself?