Group Banter Race to a million
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Nothing says wild like being a uni student with just enough income to go out 3-4 nights a week haha
I just stayed home and banged chicks this is a lie
Aww poor hope. I wish you had banged more chicks.
As the voice of a generation, Rihanna, once said. I love the way you lie.
Hope stared into the abyss that had become her Monday morning. She took a sip of her coffee, and dreamt of being home. Her own house. Her own bed. Free from the shackles of her job. Overcome with dread for what the day had in store, it suddenly hit her. And she knew what she must do. Hope steeled herself, walked straight up to her boss, never breaking eye contact, and with great defiance said, “I invite you, sir ... yes you ... to .............. KICK ROCKS.” And just like that, she vanished into the parking lot like a legend, never looking back.
*Orchestral Theme swells as the credits roll*
*read in Morgan Freeman voice
I like to think it was Walk of Life by Dire Straits that started playing as she walked away.
I'm nominating this for the nobel peace prize
I did hear that you have a hot stroke
Good to replace the fluids lost
See? I listen sometimes
It's true.
can confirm
Good thing I'm not wearing pants
Butt
